Grandpa Joins Instagram

Grandpa Joins Instagram

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When Grandpa told us he wanted to be "an influencer," we thought he meant the flu. Turns out, he wanted to be famous on Instagram.

He created a profile called @CoolGrandpa47, and his first post was a blurry photo of his foot with the caption: “Feeling cute. Might delete later.”

He followed every celebrity he could find and started commenting “Nice socks” under their photos. Somehow, his comments got more likes than the actual posts.

He didn’t understand hashtags, so he used them like sentences:
#IAmWearingMyNewHatTodayAndItIsBlue

After a week, he had 2,000 followers and thought he was a tech genius. He even started giving me social media advice.

“You need more mystery,” he said. “I posted a picture of my lunch and didn’t say what it was. People love the suspense.”

One day he went viral after posting a selfie holding a jar of pickles with the caption:
“Mood.”
It got 40,000 likes. prediksi sgp hari ini

Now he’s negotiating with a pickle brand. I’m still trying to figure out how he managed to make social media his retirement hobby. Meanwhile, I can't even get 10 likes on my vacation photos.

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